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adultfcs:

Even if you don’t have photoshop, you can still totally…

2 days ago with 27,444 notes

lightsonopensky:

everything started because I thought Donnie would look funny with glasses and I ended up doing the guys a bunch of stereotypical highschool cliche boys 

I’m sorry tmnt fandom, I always do a lot of stupid stuff when I like some characters

2 days ago with 1,079 notes

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

2 days ago with 707,790 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

donttouchmynewtonballs:

Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history

The longer you look at it the funnier it gets

the one at the top that just fingers through the paper before it can emerge properly

2 days ago with 466,503 notes

minikunoichi:

There are tears

2 days ago with 9 notes
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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

it’s a metaphor, see; you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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i want john green to see this

2 days ago with 1,614 notes

raphaeliscoolbutrude:

centerfudge:

pokedrama:

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hmm…..

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by
uggables

thank you for sourcing things you see.

2 days ago with 358 notes

orelpuppington:

SOMETUMES I SEE THIS GIF AND I JUST START ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND??? EVERYTHI G ABOUT IT IS JUST THE FUnnIEST SHIT IM LAUGHING WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT IT I

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AND RIGBY’S FUCKING RIDICULOUS FORCED RUNNING IM ABSOLUTELY LOSIng MY SHIT OVER HERE THW WAY HES PUMPING HIS ARMS OH MY GOD??? OH MY FUCKING GOD 

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LOOK AT HIS FACE HES LIKE MECHANICALLY SWINGING HIS ARMS BACK AND FORTH YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR Him IM GOINg TO DIE

2 days ago with 21,018 notes

zackisontumblr:

the hardest decision online is whether or not a video is worth pausing your music for

2 days ago with 145,336 notes

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

2 days ago with 272,928 notes

avril-lasagne:

letushear:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

As he got older, his perception of reality became distorted. 

as he became older he got more and more bored with reality. when youre technically perfect the only place you can go is surreal

4 days ago with 125,556 notes
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